So I had a bout of sad, hysterical laughter last night. Because I realized that I probably won’t be able to compete on the Amazing Race because of my status.
Possible silver lining? My status makes me stand out from the crowd; thus, improving my chances of being selected.
Probable outcome: CBS doesn’t want to be liable, even if I sign a shit ton of waivers. My doctor would likely refuse as well.
Of all the things that I have learned I can no longer do (like join the Army, for example), this one hurts the most.